Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
go straight until you hit the light then turn gay
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war